Where to watch Crooked Lines (2003) in the UK
Crooked Lines (2003) is not currently listed on any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service. Last verified on 3 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.
Johnny, Chris, Sal, and Joe are four petty crooks thrown together for the job of a lifetime. $1 million in mob money being held at a delicatessen for pick-up seems like an easy score until the bumbling quartet collaborate to mess the whole thing up. Suddenly the Brooklyn mafia and police are on their trail and the fool proof plan now looks like a death trap.
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Cast & crew
Top-billed cast in Crooked Lines.
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Adam TreseJohnny -
Jim BreuerChris -
Burt YoungMike -
Tony DarrowJimmy -
John CostelloeManny -
Alison BartlettAndrea -
Colin QuinnCustomer -
David JohansenCharlie
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