# Where to watch Crooked Lines (2003) in the UK

> Crooked Lines (2003) is not currently listed on any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service. Last verified on 6 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.

**Type:** Film  
**Year:** 2003  
**Runtime:** 88 minutes  
**TMDB rating:** 4.5/10  
**Genres:** Comedy  
**Region:** United Kingdom (GB)  
**Last verified:** 6 May 2026 (2026-05-06T11:26:01.847Z)  

## Synopsis

Johnny, Chris, Sal, and Joe are four petty crooks thrown together for the job of a lifetime. $1 million in mob money being held at a delicatessen for pick-up seems like an easy score until the bumbling quartet collaborate to mess the whole thing up. Suddenly the Brooklyn mafia and police are on their trail and the fool proof plan now looks like a death trap.

## Streaming options in the United Kingdom

No current UK streaming, rental, or purchase listings were found for Crooked Lines in our daily-updated TMDB feed. The title may be on physical media only, awaiting UK release, or in a temporary licensing gap.

## Frequently asked questions

**Where can I watch Crooked Lines in the UK?**

Crooked Lines (2003) is not currently listed by any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service in our daily-updated TMDB feed. It may be on physical media, an aggregator, or pending a UK release. Check back later — availability changes frequently.

**Is Crooked Lines on Netflix, Disney+ or Amazon Prime Video in the UK?**

Crooked Lines is not currently included with any major UK subscription service. It may still be available to rent or buy.

**How accurate is this film's availability data?**

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## Sources

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- Underlying licensing data: JustWatch.
- Canonical URL: https://www.screensearch.co.uk/watch/movie/97888/crooked-lines-2003
- Poster image: https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/coTH1Dp8oSmQ6ZH220KLixTRmmP.jpg
- JSON variant: https://www.screensearch.co.uk/watch/movie/97888/crooked-lines-2003.json

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