Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo) (1985) film poster — UK streaming guide

Where to watch Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo) (1985) in the UK

Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo) (1985) is not currently listed on any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service. Last verified on 18 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.

She was a woman with an insatiable hunger... He was a detective with all the right moves.

Mark Lowe, Private Investigator, is approached by a woman to help her find The Maltese Dildo. Mere description of the dildo drives women mad with desire. Mark must, therefore, interview many women regarding this strange object. Will he find it? Who cares!

  • Film
  • 1985
  • 88 min
  • ★ 6.0/10 TMDB
  • Comedy
  • Mystery

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DirectorTim McDonald
WriterTim McDonald

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