# Where to watch Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo) (1985) in the UK

> Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo) (1985) is not currently listed on any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service. Last verified on 18 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.

**Type:** Film  
**Year:** 1985  
**Runtime:** 88 minutes  
**TMDB rating:** 6.0/10  
**Genres:** Comedy, Mystery  
**Region:** United Kingdom (GB)  
**Last verified:** 18 May 2026 (2026-05-18T18:02:37.109Z)  

## Synopsis

Mark Lowe, Private Investigator, is approached by a woman to help her find The Maltese Dildo.  Mere description of the dildo drives women mad with desire.  Mark must, therefore, interview many women regarding this strange object.  Will he find it?  Who cares!

## Streaming options in the United Kingdom

No current UK streaming, rental, or purchase listings were found for Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo) in our daily-updated TMDB feed. The title may be on physical media only, awaiting UK release, or in a temporary licensing gap.

## Frequently asked questions

**Where can I watch Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo) in the UK?**

Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo) (1985) is not currently listed by any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service in our daily-updated TMDB feed. It may be on physical media, an aggregator, or pending a UK release. Check back later — availability changes frequently.

**Is Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo) on Netflix, Disney+ or Amazon Prime Video in the UK?**

Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo) is not currently included with any major UK subscription service. It may still be available to rent or buy.

**How accurate is this film's availability data?**

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## Sources

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- Underlying licensing data: JustWatch.
- Canonical URL: https://www.screensearch.co.uk/watch/movie/552498/blonde-heat-the-case-of-the-maltese-dildo-1985
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- JSON variant: https://www.screensearch.co.uk/watch/movie/552498/blonde-heat-the-case-of-the-maltese-dildo-1985.json

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