Where to watch The Crotch Watcher (1979) in the UK
The Crotch Watcher (1979) is not currently listed on any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service. Last verified on 7 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.
Collection of three short films from Falcon Studios. "The Crotch Watcher" (a.k.a. "Crotch Watchers," "Dirty Words") — Gordon Grant pumps himself up and keeps the hot studs at a glory hole comin' back for more! "Boyhood Dreams" — Michael and Phillip take on Colt star Brian Dexter. "I Will Not Have An Erection In Class" (a.k.a. "Teacher's Pet") — A young student can't keep his big cock down in class and his handsome teacher gives him a detention he won't ever forget!
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Cast & crew
Top-billed cast in The Crotch Watcher.
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Michael(segment "Boyhood Dreams") (archive footage) -
Phillip(segment "Boyhood Dreams") (archive footage) -
Brian Dexter(segment "Boyhood Dreams") (archive footage) -
Gordon Grant(segment "Crotch Watcher") (archive footage) -
Chris(segment "Crotch Watcher") (archive footage) -
Clint(segment "I Will Not Have An Erection In Class") (archive footage) -
Alan Corriveau(segment "I Will Not Have An Erection In Class") (archive footage)
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