# Where to watch The Crotch Watcher (1979) in the UK

> The Crotch Watcher (1979) is not currently listed on any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service. Last verified on 9 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.

**Type:** Film  
**Year:** 1979  
**Runtime:** 65 minutes  
**TMDB rating:** 8.0/10  
**Region:** United Kingdom (GB)  
**Last verified:** 9 May 2026 (2026-05-09T08:11:59.905Z)  

## Synopsis

Collection of three short films from Falcon Studios. "The Crotch Watcher" (a.k.a. "Crotch Watchers," "Dirty Words") — Gordon Grant pumps himself up and keeps the hot studs at a glory hole comin' back for more! "Boyhood Dreams" — Michael and Phillip take on Colt star Brian Dexter. "I Will Not Have An Erection In Class" (a.k.a. "Teacher's Pet") — A young student can't keep his big cock down in class and his handsome teacher gives him a detention he won't ever forget!

## Streaming options in the United Kingdom

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## Frequently asked questions

**Where can I watch The Crotch Watcher in the UK?**

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**Is The Crotch Watcher on Netflix, Disney+ or Amazon Prime Video in the UK?**

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## Sources

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