Where to watch Fuck the Tourist (2008) in the UK
Fuck the Tourist (2008) is not currently listed on any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service. Last verified on 17 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.
With fucking you can expect anything. In Fuck the Tourist, sex-reporter Marcel is blowing and sticking himself into half of Europe. He desperately wants to know if Spaniards really are volcanoes, the French have exclusively thick baguettes and if the Dutch dicks really are that much bigger than German ones? And who the fuck is Big Ben? Get on the sperm rocket and touch down at arse euro pass. The sleazy fuck-city-trip for your ass! Enjoy like Marcel Dickenshorizon. Get on board the sperm rocket and touch down in the arse of Europe. The sleazy fuck-city-trip for the reluctant traveller. Enjoy how Marcel's dick horizon gets broadened to the limit. With steep cock warranty!
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Cast & crew
Top-billed cast in Fuck the Tourist.
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Alex Toledo -
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Nicolas Contigli -
Niklas Van Arndt
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Raul Zambrano -
Rick
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