Where to watch My First Dick (2022) in the UK
My First Dick (2022) is not currently listed on any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service. Last verified on 5 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.
It has been exactly 365 days since Hannah stumbled across Lolo Ferrari in the 1999 Guinness World Book of Records at the school library, which ignited a fiery obsession of drawing women with giant knockers. Today is Hannah's 11th birthday and she only wants one thing - to see a penis.
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Cast & crew
Top-billed cast in My First Dick.
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Emma SidiHannah Bills -
Amit ShahMitch Millet -
Ellen RobertsonSherri Matthews -
Charlotte LuxfordLouise
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Marilla WexHannah's Mum / Sherri's Mum (voice)
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