Where to watch Heirate mir! (2001) in the UK
Heirate mir! (2001) is not currently listed on any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service. Last verified on 6 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.
"Get on board" is the slogan used by a bus company to attract bachelors looking to get married. A few village simpletons, including the shy gravedigger Eugen, gladly accept the offer. And off they go to Poland to the marriage market. Eugen's acquisition is named Goschka. However, before the young Polish woman can enter into holy matrimony with him, she reveals to Eugen's overprotective mother that she is a wanted murderer of men. Shortly thereafter, Goschka takes a job as a cleaning lady at the crematorium. And finally, Eugen's friend even sells her to a brothel...
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Cast & crew
Top-billed cast in Heirate mir!.
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Ulrich NoethenEugen Schafmeyer -
Verona PoothGoschka -
Ingrid van BergenRegine Schafmeyer -
Michael SchillerFritz
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Roswitha SchreinerTraudl -
Jean-Francois PerrierKommissar
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Axel NeumannAlzheimer -
Thea SchneringAnni
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