Where to watch They Make You Grow a Beard (2017) in the UK
They Make You Grow a Beard (2017) is not currently listed on any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service. Last verified on 13 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.
A young father must fight to save his son, when he finds out that his friends are being replaced by people with beards. An absurdist horror, the film looks satirically at the changing nature of the modern man.
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They Make You Grow a Beard | Funny Short Horror Film | Screamfest
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Cast & crew
Top-billed cast in They Make You Grow a Beard.
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Patrick MurphyMichael
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Paul Quinn Jr.Paul
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Brendan FarrellLead Beard
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Patrick BokinScott
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David McCartonAlley Beard
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