Where to watch You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine (1977) in the UK
You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine (1977) is not currently listed on any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service. Last verified on 16 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.
Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...
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Cast & crew
Top-billed cast in You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine.
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ColucheLe roi Gros Pif Ier -
Dominique LavanantLa reine Madeleine -
AnémoneLa cousine Lucienne -
Martin LamotteLe bouffon -
Michel BlancAntremont -
Roland GiraudLe duc d'Orléans -
Gérard JugnotLe premier capitaine des mousquetaires -
Gérard LanvinLe chevalier blanc
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