Where to watch Cruise of the Gods (2002) in the UK
Cruise of the Gods (2002) is not currently listed on any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service. Last verified on 17 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.
Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.
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He's on the boat! Cruise of the Gods - BBC comedy
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Cast & crew
Top-billed cast in Cruise of the Gods.
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Rob BrydonAndy Van Allen -
Steve CooganNick Lee -
David WalliamsJeff Monks -
James CordenRussell -
Philip JacksonHugh Bispham -
Niall BuggyGraham Ball -
Helen CokerJenny -
Rachel ShelleyYasmina
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