# Where to watch No Coffee, No TV, No Sex (1999) in the UK

> No Coffee, No TV, No Sex (1999) is not currently listed on any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service. Last verified on 18 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.

**Type:** Film  
**Year:** 1999  
**Runtime:** 87 minutes  
**TMDB rating:** 5.2/10  
**Genres:** Drama, Romance  
**Region:** United Kingdom (GB)  
**Last verified:** 18 May 2026 (2026-05-18T15:33:04.981Z)  

## Synopsis

No coffee, no TV, no sex is a dramatic comedy. It is the story of Arno, a 27 year old living in the Geneva squats. His best friend, Maurizio, obtained a residence permit for Switzerland through an convenience wedding. Nina, Maurizio’s girlfriend, is French but would also like to live in Geneva: she faces the same administrative obstacle.
 In order for her to obtain a permit, Maurizio convinces Arno, for the sake of their friendship, to marry her out of convenience. Reluctantly, Arno accepts and Maurizio, unsuspecting, leaves for a few days. Alone with Nina, Arno, usually shy with women, falls in love with her. She falls in love with him.
 When Maurizio returns, Arno cannot hide the truth from him. He and Nina end up telling him about their relationship. They reconsider the arrangement and try to settle the dilemma together…

## Streaming options in the United Kingdom

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## Frequently asked questions

**Where can I watch No Coffee, No TV, No Sex in the UK?**

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