Tote Hose – Kann nicht, gibt’s nicht (2005) film poster — UK streaming guide

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Tote Hose – Kann nicht, gibt’s nicht (2005) is not currently listed on any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service. Last verified on 17 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.

Thomas has a problem: the single man has crashed a borrowed Ferrari into the wall without insurance and now needs a lot of money to pay for the damage. When he accidentally runs in front of the convertible of likeable photographer Lisa and ends up in hospital with minor injuries, his chaotic brother Andi has the idea that saves the day: a lawsuit for compensation for pain and suffering! The only unfortunate thing is that Andi forges the certificate for impotence of all things.

  • Film
  • 2005
  • 91 min
  • ★ 3.7/10 TMDB
  • Comedy
  • TV Movie

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DirectorSimon X. Rost
WritersAxel Staeck, Hagen Moscherosch

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