Where to watch One, two - woe, never mind (1989) in the UK
One, two - woe, never mind (1989) is not currently listed on any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service. Last verified on 11 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.
Defeating the terrible dragon, the soldier Ivan returns from the war. The Far Far Away rejoices. The king, also Ivan, is very pleased. He awards the namesake with an order with pearls, appoints a field marshal and offers his wife his own daughter Maria Louise. But the soldier suddenly refuses everything.
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Cast & crew
Top-billed cast in One, two - woe, never mind.
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Oleg Tabakovцарь Иван -
Marina Yakovlevaпринцесса Мария-Луиза -
Nikolai Karachentsovкороль Жан-Жан Заморский -
Andrey SokolovДанилов, царский техник -
Vladimir EpiskoposyanСулейман -
Tatyana Pelttserбабушка -
Yelena SanayevaАндревна, мама Маруси -
Elena KondulaynenМаруся
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