# Where to watch Deathly Acquisitions (2014) in the UK

> Deathly Acquisitions (2014) is not currently listed on any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service. Last verified on 7 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.

**Type:** Film  
**Year:** 2014  
**Runtime:** 15 minutes  
**Genres:** Comedy  
**Region:** United Kingdom (GB)  
**Last verified:** 7 May 2026 (2026-05-07T07:56:23.033Z)  

## Synopsis

Colossomus is an ambitious man with a simple dream: to build a death ray on the moon to destroy all mankind. He has his plans, he has his team, all he needs is a loan from the bank. Bernie is a young loan broker on the last day of his apprenticeship. He has to seal a deal - preferably one that won't sink the bank into receivership or ruin it's reputation - or he's back working on the tellers - if they'll have him, his boss Greg warns. Bernie and Colossomus eventually come to an agreement, without either compromising their principles, and a reluctant hero emerges.

## Streaming options in the United Kingdom

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## Frequently asked questions

**Where can I watch Deathly Acquisitions in the UK?**

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**Is Deathly Acquisitions on Netflix, Disney+ or Amazon Prime Video in the UK?**

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## Sources

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