Where to watch The Baby Juice Express (2004) in the UK
The Baby Juice Express (2004) is not currently on UK subscription streaming. It can also be rented from Amazon Video or bought from Amazon Video. Last verified on 15 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.
One false move and the sperm gets it!
A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).
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Cast & crew
Top-billed cast in The Baby Juice Express.
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Nick MoranDes -
Nick BrimbleKrakowski -
Lisa FaulknerLauren
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Phil DavisFrank O'Reilly -
Samantha WomackTrixie (as Samantha Janus) -
Joe BugnerPalooka -
Julian ClaryJason -
Angela DouglasCelestia
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The Baby Juice Express — frequently asked questions
Where can I watch The Baby Juice Express in the UK?
The Baby Juice Express (2004) is not currently included in any UK subscription service. It is available to rent on Amazon Video and buy on Amazon Video in the United Kingdom.
How much does it cost to rent The Baby Juice Express?
Rental prices vary by service and tier (HD vs 4K), typically £3.49 to £5.99 in the UK for a 48-hour rental. ScreenSearch links you straight to Amazon Video so you can check the current price.
Can I buy a digital copy of The Baby Juice Express?
Yes. The Baby Juice Express can be bought as a digital download from Amazon Video in the UK. A purchased digital copy lives in that storefront's library and stays available as long as the licence holds.
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The Baby Juice Express is not currently included with any major UK subscription service. It may still be available to rent or buy.
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