Where to watch Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! (2003) in the UK
Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! (2003) is currently available to stream in the UK on Amazon Prime Video and Amazon Prime Video with Ads. It can also be rented from Amazon Video or bought from Amazon Video. Last verified on 4 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.
Murder... Mayhem... Mowers!
Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name on it in the backyard? And what's the deal with the monster that's stealing Herman's socks and living in a giant labyrinth under the house? As Herman searches for the answers he'll learn that they can only be found on a path that leads to sex, murderous murder, hole-digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH!
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Cast & crew
Top-billed cast in Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!.
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Patrick CaseyHerman Schumacher -
Andy 'Hippa' KrissDamon
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Maria A. MoralesCarrie Mirvis
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N. David PrestwoodBlaine
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Jack ShreckHugo
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Sean HallAlan a.k.a. Chartreuse
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Josh MillerIcky / Perkutzitwuzzel -
Dan BuechlerZach
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Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! — frequently asked questions
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Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! (2003) is currently included in subscriptions to Amazon Prime Video and Amazon Prime Video with Ads in the United Kingdom. Sign-in is required to play. Streaming licences change occasionally — ScreenSearch refreshes its data daily.
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Yes. Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! can be bought as a digital download from Amazon Video in the UK. A purchased digital copy lives in that storefront's library and stays available as long as the licence holds.
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Hey... Stop Stabbing Me! is currently included with: Amazon Prime Video and Amazon Prime Video with Ads.
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