Burlesque Assassins (2012) film poster — UK streaming guide

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Name: Burlesque Assassins
Genre: Comedy
Released: 2012-01-10
Duration: 96 min
Rating: 4.4
Cast: David A. aka Armitage shanks Crellin, Roxi D'Lite, Carrie Schiffler, Dušan Rokvić, Rosalind Porter

Burlesque Assassins (2012) is not currently listed on any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service. Last verified on 7 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.

Seduce and Destroy

The Burlesque Assassins. Beautiful, deadly and a vital weapon in the war on communism that threatens the free world. Set in the 1950s, this tale of cold war espionage and intrigue follows superspies Johnny Valentine, Koko La Douce, Bombshell Belle and new recruit Bourbon Sue as they seduce their way within killing distance of a trio of villainy bent on global domination. See the fatal fan dance of Koko La Douce! See the brutal boa of Bombshell Belle! Witness firsthand the carnage and the cleavage as the enemies of The Burlesque Assassins discover that when it comes to these women, LOOKS CAN KILL!

Film
2012
96 min
★ 4.4/10 TMDB
Comedy

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DirectorJonathan Joffe

WriterJonathan Joffe

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