No Trains No Planes (1999) film poster — UK streaming guide

Where to watch No Trains No Planes (1999) in the UK

No Trains No Planes (1999) is not currently listed on any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service. Last verified on 13 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.

The film takes place in a small cafe on the forecourt. When Gerard, one of the regular visitors, appears in the cafe to inform him that he is leaving, the usual course of the cafe's life suddenly breaks.

  • Film
  • 1999
  • 105 min
  • ★ 7.4/10 TMDB
  • Drama
  • Comedy

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Cast & crew

Top-billed cast in No Trains No Planes.

DirectorJos Stelling
WritersJos Stelling, Hans Heesen

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