Sardines (1995) film poster — UK streaming guide

Where to watch Sardines (1995) in the UK

Sardines (1995) is not currently listed on any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service. Last verified on 7 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.

Davy Kotowski is a petty officer aboard submarine HMS Wolverine. Following a rigged arm-wrestling contest, half the crew are in slings. Kotowski is then brought before the Captain, Alec McCleod for the ninth time. He is sentenced to denial of shore leave and 20 hours laundry duty, most of which he delegates to his bunkmate Chris Cheese. Kotowski then plots his revenge on Lionel Pinner and Cheese ends up having a £100 grudge darts match with Pinner on Kotowski's behalf. Meanwhile McCleod's watch has gone missing.

  • Film
  • 1995
  • 30 min
  • Comedy

Streaming options in the United Kingdom

Updated daily from The Movie Database. Outbound links open the provider directly.

We couldn't find any current UK streaming, rental, or purchase listings for Sardines.

This may be because: (a) the title hasn't been released in the UK yet, (b) it's on physical media only, or (c) the licence has temporarily lapsed. Streaming availability changes frequently — check back daily.

Last verified: — sourced from The Movie Database. Machine-readable: Markdown · JSON.

Cast & crew

Top-billed cast in Sardines.

DirectorCharlie Hanson
WritersChris Langham, Ben Miller, Gareth Edwards

More comedy on UK streaming

Browse other titles in the same genres, refreshed daily.

Comedy filmsUK availability

See what else is on each service right now.

Netflixpopular UK titlesAmazon Prime Videopopular UK titlesDisney+popular UK titlesApple TV+popular UK titlesParamount+popular UK titlesNOWpopular UK titles

Sardines — frequently asked questions

Where can I watch Sardines in the UK?

Sardines (1995) is not currently listed by any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service in our daily-updated TMDB feed. It may be on physical media, an aggregator, or pending a UK release. Check back later — availability changes frequently.

Is Sardines on Netflix, Disney+ or Amazon Prime Video in the UK?

Sardines is not currently included with any major UK subscription service. It may still be available to rent or buy.

How accurate is this film's availability data?

Availability is sourced from The Movie Database (TMDB), which in turn pulls from JustWatch. Listings are refreshed daily. For purchase decisions, the provider's own site is the source of truth.

Looking for something else?

ScreenSearch indexes over a million films and TV shows. Type any title to instantly find where it's streaming in the UK.

Search any title