Where to watch The Noir-Cissist (2019) in the UK
The Noir-Cissist (2019) is not currently listed on any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service. Last verified on 14 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.
You can bet your sweet ass he's a detective!
Detective Pierce Sheppard is the best there is, or so he thinks. He's determined to live his film-noir fantasy and solve a grisly murder, but he can't seem to keep his thoughts to himself.
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The Noir-Cissist
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Cast & crew
Top-billed cast in The Noir-Cissist.
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Jack WilkeDetective Pierce Sheppard
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Jesse BerlinDetective MacTaggart
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Casey MurrayMidge Crick
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Kate ReinertDetective Cunningham
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Max BodenhausenOfficer
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Eddy FrumkinJames Crick
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Where can I watch The Noir-Cissist in the UK?
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