Where to watch No Sex Please - We're British (1973) in the UK
No Sex Please - We're British (1973) is not currently on UK subscription streaming. It can also be rented from Apple TV Store, Amazon Video, Google Play Movies, and YouTube or bought from Apple TV Store, Amazon Video, Google Play Movies, and YouTube. Last verified on 17 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.
A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
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Cast & crew
Top-billed cast in No Sex Please - We're British.
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Ronnie CorbettBrian Runnicles -
Beryl ReidBertha Hunter -
Arthur LoweMr. Leslie Bromley -
Ian OgilvyDavid Hunter -
Susan PenhaligonPenny Hunter -
Michael BatesMr. Arnold Needham -
Cheryl HallDaphne Martin -
David SwiftInspector Paul
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No Sex Please - We're British (1973) is not currently included in any UK subscription service. It is available to rent on Apple TV Store, Amazon Video, Google Play Movies, and YouTube and buy on Apple TV Store, Amazon Video, Google Play Movies, and YouTube in the United Kingdom.
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