No One Writes to the Colonel (1999) film poster — UK streaming guide

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No One Writes to the Colonel (1999) is not currently listed on any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service. Last verified on 15 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.

Every Friday, the Colonel puts on his only suit and goes to the dock to await a letter announcing the arrival of his pension. But the townsfolk all know that this pension will never come. His wife also knows it, and even he knows it. But he is still waiting, living with the pain of the death of his son.

  • Film
  • 1999
  • 118 min
  • ★ 5.7/10 TMDB
  • Drama

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DirectorArturo Ripstein
WriterPaz Alicia Garciadiego

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