Where to watch U.S.S. Metaphor (2007) in the UK
U.S.S. Metaphor (2007) is not currently listed on any UK streaming, rental, or purchase service. Last verified on 11 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.
A fiercley hilarious and original adaptation of the Gilbert & Sullivan classic, H.M.S. Pinafore
Based on the hilarious Gilbert and Sullivan classic H.M.S. Pinafore, U.S.S. Metaphor includes such characters as Captain Closeted, his gay son sailor Stephen (in love with sailor Ralph Rackstraw), sanctimonious Reverend Dick Deadheart, the lovable Mister Buttercup, Savoy Network News reporter Anderson Scooper, presidential candidate the Honorable Secretary Josephine Porter, and her travel companion, "Aunt" Shebe. The ship is docked at Boston Harbor as Secretary Porter and her entourage visit to inspect for "homosexual activity." An inevitable happy ending celebrates same-sex marriage and tolls the bell for an end to Don't Ask, Don't Tell.
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SFGMC - USS Metaphor: "I Am the Captain"
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Cast & crew
Top-billed cast in U.S.S. Metaphor.
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Edward "Moose" MaravillaMister Peanut Buttercup
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Matt PratherRev. Dick Deadheart
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Robert BendaEnsign Ralph Rackstraw
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Ken McPhersonCaptain Closeted
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John PrigeonStephen Closeted
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Steve GallagherSecretary Josephine Porter
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Michael Tate"Aunt" Shebe
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