Where to watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) in the UK
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) is currently available to stream in the UK on BFI Player, BFI Player Amazon Channel, and BFI Player Apple TV Channel. It can also be rented from Apple TV Store, Rakuten TV, Amazon Video, and Sky Store or bought from Apple TV Store, Rakuten TV, Amazon Video, and Sky Store. Last verified on 16 May 2026 by ScreenSearch.
Everything is under control.
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
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Cast & crew
Top-billed cast in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You.
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Rose ByrneLinda -
Conan O'BrienTherapist -
A$AP RockyJames -
Danielle MacdonaldCaroline -
Delaney QuinnChild -
Mary BronsteinDr. Spring -
Ivy WolkDiana -
Mark StolzenbergParking Attendant
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You — frequently asked questions
Where can I stream If I Had Legs I'd Kick You in the UK?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) is currently included in subscriptions to BFI Player, BFI Player Amazon Channel, and BFI Player Apple TV Channel in the United Kingdom. Sign-in is required to play. Streaming licences change occasionally — ScreenSearch refreshes its data daily.
How much does it cost to rent If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
Rental prices vary by service and tier (HD vs 4K), typically £3.49 to £5.99 in the UK for a 48-hour rental. ScreenSearch links you straight to Apple TV Store, Rakuten TV, Amazon Video, and Sky Store so you can check the current price.
Can I buy a digital copy of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
Yes. If I Had Legs I'd Kick You can be bought as a digital download from Apple TV Store, Rakuten TV, Amazon Video, and Sky Store in the UK. A purchased digital copy lives in that storefront's library and stays available as long as the licence holds.
Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You on Netflix, Disney+ or Amazon Prime Video in the UK?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is currently included with: BFI Player, BFI Player Amazon Channel, and BFI Player Apple TV Channel.
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